Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson

You know you want them

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:30:41 -0400

You know you want them

It’s small but it’s perfect

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 15:29:34 -0400

It’s small but it’s perfect

jiejie2x1: Yes, seriously.

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:58:35 -0400

jiejie2x1:

Yes, seriously.

Photo

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:58:18 -0400

awkwardturtlesrcool: Just too cool Boris, too cool.

Tue, 18 Sep 2012 14:57:50 -0400

awkwardturtlesrcool:

Just too cool Boris, too cool.

Boris Johnson dances to the Spice Girls

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 07:11:14 -0400

Boris Johnson dances to the Spice Girls

dittydots: “How could anybody elect a prat who gets stuck on a...

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 07:07:31 -0400

dittydots:

“How could anybody elect a prat who gets stuck on a zip wire?” - Boris Johnson, on himself.

I WOULD.

Peek-a-boo

Thu, 19 Jul 2012 15:15:46 -0400

Peek-a-boo

Photo

Wed, 18 Jul 2012 13:48:05 -0400

Action shot of Boris playing table tennis. Pro obviously

Tue, 17 Jul 2012 16:11:06 -0400

Action shot of Boris playing table tennis. Pro obviously

We should enter Boris for all Olympic events, just for the...

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:27:11 -0400

We should enter Boris for all Olympic events, just for the photos

Boris plays tennis

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 06:24:57 -0400

Boris plays tennis

"I think I am more likely to be reincarnated as an olive or be decapitated by a Frisbee or any other..."

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 14:37:27 -0400

“I think I am more likely to be reincarnated as an olive or be decapitated by a Frisbee or any other of a series of impossibilia than to be called upon to serve in that office.”

- London Mayor Boris Johnson, when asked if he would replace David Cameron as the head of the Conservative Party (via richardschang)

Boris Johnson on Letterman. You genuinely need to watch this,...

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:39:04 -0400

Boris Johnson on Letterman.

You genuinely need to watch this, it’s hilarious

"We have a wonderful new bus. Hop on. Hop off. You could get drunk and you’d fall out - banned..."

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 13:31:33 -0400

“We have a wonderful new bus. Hop on. Hop off. You could get drunk and you’d fall out - banned in the name of health and safety”

- Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson's reelection thank you

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 12:31:39 -0400

“Thank you!

Yesterday I signed the Declaration of Acceptance of Office at City Hall which confirmed me as the Mayor of London for the next four years. In my speech, I repeated my thanks to the people of London for giving me a second mandate and I promised everybody in this city that I and my team will work our socks off to deliver on our vision and our programme for London. I especially want to thank those of you who have helped me over many months now. Without so many people from every corner of the world’s greatest city who knocked on doors, delivered leaflets, made the phone calls, forwarded the emails, tweeted in support and backed me throughout the campaign I would not have succeeded in this quest. I am honoured and grateful. I feel like some overweight Alpinist carried on the shoulders of others to the summit of a great mountain. Your efforts and support carried me to victory and I say “thank you” for everything that you have done. I will deploy every sinew of my body in the task of driving London forward with the 9 point plan I took to the people of London - ensuring growth, jobs, investment and a better future. Thank you. The work begins.”

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Mon, 28 May 2012 07:30:02 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 07:29:50 -0400

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Mon, 28 May 2012 07:29:21 -0400

celebritieswithbooks: Peter Andre and Boris Johnson are reading...

Mon, 28 May 2012 07:28:53 -0400

celebritieswithbooks:

Peter Andre and Boris Johnson are reading together. Your argument is invalid.